A family in Massachusetts calls 911 because they got lost in a corn maze at a local farm!
I know that these mazes are supposed to be a little hard, but the whole idea is that you can’t get dangerously lost in one! You’re certainly not going to be lost in one so long that you and your family starve or freeze to death! Like Rand Simberg says, the husband needs to “turn in his man card!“
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